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Tuesday, May 04, 2004
leonard... he's like a drug.
place an X next to all the things you have never done
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X] I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH AN EX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH FOUR OR MORE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX ON THE BEACH
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TRAIN
let me clarify. i've had sex on the beach. the alcoholic beverage.
Slapped da hoes at 12:16 pm by Stay-C
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
you think youre special... youre not.
today was fun. i guess.
sorry guys, can't do anything on may 6th.... ive got plans. lol. justina.. THE PLAN! haha. good times.... "why would you want to watch nbc?" lol.
Went to global thrift today... bought some shirts... lol. ET! and a john lynch jersey (god hes so sexxxxxy). a couple of other things. after, we went to the mall and got our FREE ICE CREAM CONES! ben and jerrys actually had their annual FREE ICE CREAM CONE DAY!
oh my dear lord... my dad and i went to albertsons because they were having a 10 for 10 bucks deal... let's just say that my dad spent 210 bucks... lol. hes crazy when it comes to deals. we have no room in all 3 of our freezers now. yeah. my dads a woman. but im definitely not complaining. we got movies too- "stuck on you", "duplex", and "the rundown" SCOREEEEEE.
ok well im off to light some firecrackers off con mi hermano. peace out yo.
stay-c
Slapped da hoes at 04:33 pm by Stay-C
Saturday, April 24, 2004
despite all my rage, im still just a rat in a cage.
finally got out of the house, after being in bed for 3 days. that was nice. i just wish more people would have been down there. not even a half hour after we arrived at baywalk, we were kicked off the property because jimmy and cameron were playing tag. so really ADRIENNE AND I werent being bad, but regardless, we had to leave the property! went to the globe... the bitchy owner told cameron and adrienne to act like grown-ups ("they were in a public place"). close to the end of the night james and i ditched cameron and adrienne (they were just making out) and went off on our own and GUESS WHO WE CAME ACROSS?! FELIPE! *backbend*. matt hall and his friend came with us and we chilled with felipe for a bit. of course felipe kissed me :/ lol. justina was there as well... love the new hair cut, babe. lol. its Cute. with a capital C. i dont know, i was still a bit tired and sick so i got real tired after walking around, but its all good. ok im off to watch bad boys 2.. god that movie is hilarious.
much love,
stace.
Slapped da hoes at 10:19 pm by Stay-C
Friday, April 23, 2004
you make me completely miserable.
so ive been sick the last few weeks, but REALLY sick the last couple of days... we immediately thought it was "mono" since i had a lot of the symptoms and was always tired... but i guess not. thursday and today i stayed home from school.. yesterday i couldnt even get out of bed. my whole body ached, and i was too tired to function i guess. so we went to dr. baggerly's (ha) office today and he said i was mono free. yayyyy. he figured that since i dont get the recommended amount of sleep, or have balanced meals daily (my meals usually are just mac n cheese... seriously.), my body kind of gave out; just got real rundown. it pretty much retaliated against me. lol. it really sucked. i slept for about 2 days straight, and barely ate anything because it hurt real bad. today i felt a little better what with my salad and fruit and what not, so i just layed in bed and watched scooby doo all morning, and then saved by the bell. after those wonderful shows i watched the i love the 80's marathon (falling asleep every once in awhile). read some more of my book "a clockwork orange", which is REALLY good.. thanks for telling me about it adrienne. i got tons of voicemails from my friends which really BRIGHTENED MY DAY! lol. dreading going back to school monday (still not feeling well), but ill make it. staying in tonight, which is AMAZING. i just feel awful and dont want to go out. sorry guys. ok well i guess im done. my stomach is killing me and im real tired again. i havent slept this much in forever. talk to you guys later.
the unfortunate one.
Slapped da hoes at 05:27 pm by Stay-C
Monday, April 19, 2004
i want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. ask me anything you want. then i want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
Slapped da hoes at 08:29 pm by Stay-C
saturday. was. great.
devo, adrienne, and i all hung out. We havent done that.. just the 3 of us since forever. i really miss it, really. inside jokes, laughs, old times... wonderful. OH MAN.. devo and i were sitting at the kitchen table just talking (adrienne was putting away dishes) and we realized that our cups filled with gatorade were leaking. so we told adrienne/her dad/her mom, and mr. hundley was trying to fix them.. then mrs hundley just said "well, we can throw them out. we're rich" devo and i just like stopped talking. and then started laughing for like 20 minutes. thats when mrs hundley said "well, you guys are obviously easily amused". she really hates devo. so then we went on the patio where mr and mrs hundley were.. and like a lot of other people on their block were doing the same. so devo whispers to me "i guess its a rich person thing..." it was hilarious. actually, one time in cocoa beach mrs hundley told devon to "fuck off". god that was great.
sunday stayed at adriennes and eventually went to a barbeque and the property where im having STACEFEST. i got to drive the golf cart with my friend aulia, but got in trouble soon because of our "reckless driving". haha.. who would have thunk?
today was normal. school. sleep. dairy queen. circuit city. we're getting a new computer. i was supposed to get my permit today.. but, my mom cant find my social security card. damnit. oh well. i guess thats it. much love.
stacey sushi
Slapped da hoes at 08:21 pm by Stay-C
Saturday, April 17, 2004
talk about one CrAzYyYyY night...
so last night we went to baywalk. (me, james <- my brother, justin, and adrienne). right when we got there we met up with MR. P (cameron), ray, and carter. we were going to see the johnson family vacation, but as usual, we were too late. so then we were going to see that talking animal movie, but decided against it. well, i was wearing my jeans with the giant hole where my left ass cheek is, but thinking i was creative and smart, i sewed a patch onto it before we came. well, apparently i SUCK at sewing because practically right when we got there jimmy said "stacey, your patch is coming off". well of course, i immediately thought he was joking. and then i started wondering why he was looking at my ass in the first place. LOL jk... but, no. no joke. so i started to freak out. i didnt want all the people downtown to see my ass (especially felipe..haha) so we were frantically trying to find something. We went into afterthoughts, but all they had were paperclips. i was like OH COME ON. i mean, honestly. what am i going to do with a paperclip??? but adrienne, being the smartest person in the world, took me into the bathroom and attached the paperclip to the thread and then the top of my pants. it was GREAT. it didnt come off once all night. god, shes a genius.
so we all just started walking around and saying hi to random people. we went to the beach, (good times all around.. well, cameron and adrienne were pretty busy), the globe (i got a huge muffin! we were messing with the candles for a bit as well), the park (i swear cameron and ray are like monkeys.. they got so high up in the tree.. well, cameron did), and i dont know. we just walked everywhere.
When we were walking back from the globe, cameron threw his glass root beer bottle (it was empty), and GUESS WHO HE HIT? me. i wasnt badly injured, but lord did it hurt. that wasnt the only bottle either... and THEN. ray and i started "wrestling"? or something and he started to chase me! man i was running so fast. he chased me for like 4 blocks but if he ran faster than a certain speed his shoes would come off. so yeah, i got lucky. he punches hard, that bitch. yeah, that was amusing. then he was in this bush thing so i jumped on him but i got sap all over me! and then jimmy jumped on me so all the twigs punctured my back... lol. it was so funny though. i was so out of breath by the time crysta justina erika and their whole gang came... they thought i was dead or something.
we started walking towards the park/starbucks and we met up with.. GUESS WHO.
FELIPE!!!!! *backbend*
hes the homeless man from last time that tried to dance with me and then kissed me all over my neck... ICKKKK. i was screaming, and everyone was just laughing .. "HAHA STACEYS GETTING RAPED!!!" thanks guys, thanks. but yeah, we were all having fun with felipe... he was a bit on the frisky side.. he was having fun with us girls.. and boys. he seriously humped me... it was so bad. felipe made his hug round to all of our group before we left and cameron looked at him like he was crazy and then RAN so fast away from him just SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. i was seriously on the floor laughing. but then felipe started to come towards me, so crysta helped me up. (thanks again). and then the infamous TAY (some older homeless woman) came by... she said that we were the COOLEST and then like grabbed my hand and started holding it? i dont know. and she just said "the beauty". i was like ahhhhh. and then she pointed to justin and kept saying "IM YOUR GRANDMOTHER. IM 50." and we were laughing so hard. and THEN she said she was going to fuck up felipe because she owns this town. man that was great. where would we be in this world if not for felipe and tay???
crysta and justina and erika and all of them left so it was just me, adrienne, mr p, ray, jimmy, justin, ashley, and jake. we started to walk to the park, but then ray just like collapsed on this really comfy grass. i was real tired too, so i just layed on his stomach and we were talking about the palm trees and stuff. i think we were both out of it. lol. we got to the park, and we were all just chilling, and then it came to the time where my mother came to pick us up, so we walked back to baywalk. WE SAW SAM!!! yayyyyyy. havent seen that kid in forever. last night was great.
not quite sure what im doing today.. being lazy i guess. i was supposed to go to different places but OOPS. my bad.
by the way, i might get my permit tuesday :)
peace dawg
staceizzle
Slapped da hoes at 04:01 pm by Stay-C
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
the name "STACEFEST '05" was originally thought up by the lovely, and very creative, jessica. I'm sorry i punched you in the face today. <3 <3 <3 i loooove you!
Slapped da hoes at 10:09 pm by Stay-C
talk about one kick ass birthday party.
STACEFEST '05
COMING SOON.
yes, i have decided what im doing for my SWEET 16th bday (and its a damn good idea at that). you see, we're going to rent out a hall and then have a mini concert/show. As you read above its going to be called "STACEFEST '05" the reason its "05" is because my birthday isnt until december 29th and we're most likely having the party in january (maybe november but highly doubtful). hence, '05. but anyhow, i have to start planning now or else my mother will not let me have a party :/ . so yeah, im planning. like 200 kids are hopefully going to show up, so its going to be a great show. ive invited quite a few bands to play it, ill keep everyone updated as to who is going. i want it to be a surprise right now so im not telling anyone. if you already know, shut up, dont ruin it for all the others. or ill kick your ass. food and refreshments will be provided, but, unfortunately because of the cost of liability insurance/hall/food/refreshments/bands/etc, etc. there will be a 5 dollar charge to go to my party (or you can just get me a present... i love presents). i know, lame, but what can i say. theres going to be a total of 5 bands playing, and though im not revealing who just quite yet, its definately worth the admission price.. NO DOUBT. im really excited and i CANT WAIT. pretty much everyone is invited, unless i dont like you, then you cant go. if youve been lucky enough to be invited to this AWESOME show, you can feel free to bring 2 more people that you want there (MAXIMUM). if you bring more than 2 people, the others will not be able to come in. because of the whole insurance thing and what not, all the kids going MIGHT have to sign a wavier. that would be really queer. itll basically say no drugs, no alcohol, no sueing if you get hurt. and blah blah blah. sorry guys, but my parents are making me. if my dad sees anything going on he's kicking you out. sucks for you. you might think "oh well i could take him"... trust me now, HES PACKING. lol. if i were you i would NOT go against him. so yeah.. more updates later.
I'M SO EXCITED!!!! :) :)
LOVE,
the coolest person in the world,
STACEY.
Slapped da hoes at 10:01 pm by Stay-C
Sunday, April 11, 2004
so heres a quiz. amusing. thanks erika.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "Data can be analyzed in a number of ways, including.." -my brother's science book
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? ha... my father.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: "hardball". good movie.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 1:30?
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 1:34... man i rock.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: my father making easter "dinner". "DAMNIT. KATHI WHERES THE OTHER PAN???"
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: this morning.. walking aulia out.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: ITUNES.
9: What are you wearing?: my jean skirt and blue striped top.
10: Did you dream last night?: i know i did but DAMNIT i cant remember.
11: When did you last laugh?: this morning.. aulia made me laugh
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: tons of indian stuff... strange i know.
14(a): What book are you currently reading?: supposed to be reading "A tale of two cities"... f that n s.
14(b): What is the last book you finished?: um.. some book my brother wanted me to read.. not bad.
15: What is the last film you saw?: in theatres? "Walking Tall". at home? "Radio"
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: hmm.. depends. either clothes, movies, cds, A HOUSE, i dont know... id be crazy.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: i had a bronchial cleft sist, so i had to get surgery when i was 2.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: i dont know. just the people in general. some of them are just so stupid and ignorant.. we dont need that. we have enough problems with bush.
19: Do you like to dance?: depends? not really.
20: What is the last thing you ate or drank? krispy kreme donut and part of a chocolate bunny.
21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: oh lord i dont know.. summer? isabel? i love so many names.
21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: yet another tough one.. kevin? matt? cody? mark? SHANE? joel? the list goes on and on.
so that was interesting. today easter... hope it was a good one. well my dad finished cooking so im OUT. much love.
stace
Slapped da hoes at 12:42 pm by Stay-C
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